Showing posts with label Peri-Menopausal Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peri-Menopausal Moments. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Fluff

Not much time or energy to write lately. Too much to do at work, and a plethora of social things that I really don't want to turn down, even though I need the time for things like sleep, grocery shopping and more sleep. So, more random things that need to be vacuumed out of my head:

SOTU taxpayer funded campaign speech SOTU - I don't care. Really. Tired of hearing about how "everybody gets a fair shot". News flash, Mr. President: life is not fair. No amount of government wealth distribution and legislation will make it so.

Choppers - Several helicopters flew over our complex early today, very low and very fast. My first thought was that there was a serious accident and Flight for Life had been called out. My guess was close. The helicopters from four EMS services will be landing downtown today. The convention center where they are scheduled to land is about six city blocks from here. One hopes they successfully avoid all power lines and adjacent buildings, as if they don't, there will be no one to call for emergency evacuation.

Wishful thinking - This morning I dutifully made the rounds, emptying wastebaskets and gathering up the never-ending unpacking detritus in preparation for Garbage Day. It wasn't until I got in the car (with two bags of garbage secure in the trunk to be dropped off at our communal collection point) that I realized that today is not, in fact, Garbage Day. Today is Wednesday, not Thursday.

Intercultural fun - I finally connected with the young Chinese student who is my current year International Friendship Program match. She is joining the Crazy Canasta Chicks this Friday. What could be more American than a card party with much laughter and snacks?

Time to pay get a refund from the piper - Did my taxes Saturday. Being able to itemize made a heckuva difference in the amount of dosh the government owes back to me. Now the internal debate begins: do I change my exemptions in order to lower the refund and increase my monthly take home, or do I leave it, given that the current political climate is one in which any or all of the deductions that generate the refund could be wiped out with one flourish of the president's pen?

Redecorating - Lord willing, the refund will primarily go towards redecorating the sewing room. If I ever finish unpacking the boxes in there, that is. New flooring, new curtains, fresh paint and a sleeper chair are on the list. A coupon arrived in the mail from Joann Fabric yesterday - one that gets me an additional 20% off regular or sale prices. Decorator curtain fabric is pricey, and that coupon will help greatly. Now, I need to settle on a paint color so I can go get the curtain fabric while the coupon is valid.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Sunday night drive-by

I despise electric ranges.

Seriously.

I'm trying to do some actual work for work that must be done tomorrow (and since my coworkers never leave me alone at work, I get more done at home), while simultaneously cooking a big pot of shredded barbecued chicken for the potluck at work tomorrow.

Long story short, after less than ten minutes simmering, the dang bbq burned. Since this is my biggest stockpot (six pounds of meat - three for work, three for my freezer) I needed to temporarily dump the (unscorched) food into my second biggest pot (five quarts, and it barely fit), then soak and scrub the stockpot, so the chicken could be returned to it to be cooked the rest of the way. Sheesh. My cookware is enamel over cast iron (well, over stainless for the stockpot) and you can't use steel wool on it. It took forever.

So, it's after eight and I've not only not had dinner, but I've not gotten much work done. How could I, what with jumping like a jack in the box to go stir the chicken every six minutes when the timer goes off? Not to mention running upstairs to get the stuff I've been printing.

I was looking forward to a glass of wine, but with not having eaten since about noon, it probably isn't a good idea - drinking and doing accounting, you know.

It's been that kind of weekend, anyway. The highlight of the weekend was meeting a friend for coffee, who surprised me by both insisting on buying my coffee and giving me a sweet gift.

Speaking of coffee, that actually sounds like a good idea right now...though the way things are going, I'd forget to put the pot back under the spout before I hit "brew".

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Perimenopausal moment #378391037 - Cheese edition

Every so often, the brain fog that is the result of hormone storms colliding with sleep deprivation have a very real financial cost.

Earlier this week, I wandered into the cheese store to pick up goodies for today's party. The idea was to pick up half pound chunks of four or so varieties of cheese for a platter. So...brick, fontina (good for eating on crackers as well as melting in things), gouda and...cranberry cheddar, a local product.

The old gentleman at the counter carved off the blocks, ringing them up and adding them to the andouille sausage I grabbed from the freezer case. While he was checking me out, we were idly chatting about the heat in the sausage and other culinary delights. I wasn't paying much attention to the total on the order, as I was tired and in a hurry.

Once home, I put the whole bag into the refrigerator, too tired to do much more. It wasn't until the next day that I got around to pulling the cheese out of the bag. At that point I discovered that the clerk had misheard my "cranberry cheddar", giving me "ten year old cheddar" instead.

Eeep. Ten year old cheddar runs around $36 per pound. No wonder the total on the order seemed a bit high.

I did consider returning it, but curiosity got the better of me, so I cut it up and served it. Oh.my.gosh. It was worth every penny. Smooth, concentrated flavor. Best cheese I've ever had.

And best I will ever have; I never intend to make that mistake again.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Peri-menopausal Moment #456491

I've mentioned before that my office is as far as you can physically travel from the restrooms and still be in our office. It so happens that the soda machines and candy dispenser are just beyond the restrooms, out in the hallway.

The machines are equipped with card readers.  As with many other universities, we have the option of depositing funds onto our campus ID cards, enabling us to use them as prepaid debit cards at various on- and off-campus merchants, as well as at the vending machines across campus.

Little old lazy efficient me generally kills two birds with one stone on those days I feel the need for a mid-afternoon chocolate pick-me-up, taking the card with me on a trip to the restroom, then grabbing a snack from the machines on the way back.

My work clothes generally do not have pockets, so I tuck the card in the one place women over the centuries have used to keep small items they do not want to lose...

Every so often, I'll be changing clothes after work and discover the ID tucked securely in its hiding place. Apparently, I'd become lost in thought on the way to the restrooms, and forgotten about the snack.  It happens, right?  No harm, no foul...

...unless you happen to have a doctor appointment - the only one of the year for which you need to partially disrobe.  Imagine my chagrin when my doctor said,

"You have a Marquette ID tucked in your bra."

So looking forward to this season of life being over!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Where being forgetful can be a good thing

If your office is like mine, someone is constantly circulating a flyer and urging you to buy various gee-gaws and pizzas for a fundraiser for their child/neice/grandchild/church/scout troop. I rarely participate, simply because I don't carry cash and never have my checkbook with me.

Apparently, I did have some funds on me a couple months ago, as Pam just dropped a load of fund-raiser goodies on me...Pecan Jamborees, Nonpareils, Chocolate Covered Peanuts and Chocolate Dipped Pretzels.

I must have been PMSing when I placed that order; but if you think I'm sharing that haul with my coworkers, you are sadly mistaken (see previous post re: resorting to chocolate chips when in the throes of a chocolate attack).

Now excuse me - I need to wipe off the keyboard, as it is inexplicably covered with bits of chocolate.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Peri-menopausal moment #126575

Every so often, the mental fog that accompanies perimenopause yields an unexpected benefit.

In early February, I bought a couple of pork tenderloins on sale. Part of it was used immediately for Apple-Cheddar-Pork Burgers (verdict: OK, but a lot of work). The rest was divided into two one-pound pieces and thrown into the freezer, forgotten until today.

Dinner tonight? Maple-Dijon Glazed Pork Tenderloin with roasted carrots and onions.

Preheat oven to 450. Dry tenderloin thoroughly and place in roasting pan. Mix equal parts maple syrup and dijon mustard, a bit of dried or fresh thyme and salt and pepper in a small bowl. Pour/spread over tenderloin.

Chop carrots into roughly the same size sticks. Slice onion thickly, then cut rings in half. Mix veggies in bowl with a couple of tablespoons olive oil, salt and pepper. Pour around the pork in the roasting pan.

Bake uncovered about 30 - 40 minutes depending on the size of the roast, or until the internal temp of the pork reaches 160 degrees (will be ever so slightly pink). Slice pork; toss veggies with a little balsamic vinegar before serving.

Yum. I should forget things more often.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Peri-menopausal moment #13524897

Last night, I made a gorgeous salad out of the leftovers from Saturday, intending it for today's lunch.

This morning, I grabbed a container of the frozen the-pinto-beans-aren't-cooked-enough chili and threw it in my lunch bag.

I didn't realize until just now that I had a gorgeous salad...sitting in the refrigerator at home.

Argh.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Peri-menopausal moment #2564 and 2565 *Updated*

Since Friday I've been craving a tuna melt. Tuna salad on rye with plenty of cheese, pan grilled. Not exactly rocket science.

Sigh. This seems to be one of those days when things are not going to be easy.

Drain the tuna. Chop the celery. Add salt and pepper. Get the cheese from the frig. Reach for the mayo...

Drat. Moment #2564.

No mayo. Used only for tuna salad and the occasional hot turkey salad, it tends to go off before it is used up. Apparently, I had tossed the previous jar and neglected to put mayo on the grocery list. Wondered if the teaspoon of mustard I routinely tossed in would hold it all together enough...no.

Surely making mayonnaise couldn't be difficult. At Cooking for Engineers I found a simple recipe with a yield just over a cup. A half recipe would be more than enough.

Separate the egg. Add lemon juice, salt and pepper. Slowly start whisking in the oil. Whisk some more. Then some more. Think my wrist is going to fly off. Add rest of oil, continuing to whisk.

Why isn't this thickening more?

Drat. Moment #2565.

I can easily divide 2 eggs yolks by 2, and I do know that half of one cup is one-half cup, but apparently, I actually poured a full cup of oil (which is why it took so long to drizzle in).

Separate a second egg, repeat whisking. The end product looks pretty good, though I've left in in the frig to set up a bit.

This sandwich had better be worth it.

Update:This is the finished home made mayo. It never did quite get thick enough; the consistency was that of a thin to medium white sauce. I think (since I obviously wasn't paying much attention when I made it) that either my egg yolks were not large enough, or I didn't whisk hard and long enough. The taste was fine; the slightly soupy texture not an issue when using it in tuna salad. The distinct yellow color is the result of using egg yolks only - store bought uses whites as well (not needed for the emulsion) which is why it is lighter in color.

The recipe:
2 large egg yolks
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/4 tsp salt, dash pepper
1 cup oil

Whisk eggs, lemon juice and seasonings together. Add a few drops of oil; whisk until well combined. Continue adding oil drop by drop, making sure it is well integrated before adding more. After about a third of a cup is in, you can add more at a time.

Can be stored in the refrigerator for up to one week.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

All chili sauces are not created equal

Alternate title: There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.

Every couple of months I will bake up a batch of Pioneer Woman's Spicy Roasted Chicken Legs to freeze for lunches. While I love Ree's recipe, I've been a little hampered in the execution by the fact that the nearest large grocery carries every brand of spice mix known to man except Morton's Hot Salt. Too lazy to scour the town for a bottle, I've been winging it (heh. Chicken joke) with varying degrees of success.

Tonight I'm testing a different recipe, one that uses a chili sauce based coating rather than butter and spices. I thought I had everything...until I realized that rather than regular chili sauce, I had a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce.

I have a sneaking suspicion these will be more like hot legs than spicy legs.

They are in the oven now; I'll let you know what they taste like later (they can only burn my mouth and throat - my typing fingers will be unaffected). Here's the recipe, with the original instructions, plus my actual ingredients in parentheses.

2 (1) tablespoons vegetable oil
2 (1) cloves garlic, minced
2 (1) onions, finely diced
1 cup (5 ounce bottle Frank's Red Hot sauce) chili sauce
1/3 cup (3 tablespoons) brown sugar
1 tablespoon (1 1/2 teaspoons) Worcestershire sauce (like it needed this!)
1 (1/2) teaspoon celery seeds
1/2 (1/4) teaspoon salt
6 to 12 (8 - a 2 1/2 pound bag from Aldi) chicken legs

Heat oil and saute garlic and onion until soft and fragrant. Add everything else except legs; bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer ten minutes.

Meanwhile, coat a 10x7 or 11x17 pan with cooking spray. (I used an 8x8 - a little squished, but doable for the number of pieces I have). Arrange legs in pan.

Pour sauce over legs. Bake at 350 for an hour, turning legs twice.

Update: I can still feel my tongue. While there is a pronounced bite to the sauce, it was certainly edible. Not sure I'll make them again, though; the return for the amount of work involved wasn't worth it. Next time, I'll just pour bottled barbeque sauce over them.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

The best laid plans

Sometimes, it simply doesn't pay for me to attempt efficiency. Saturday, the quilt shop I frequent had one of its quarterly "bonus bag" days. A long time ago (before "green" was cool) I bought a canvas bag embroidered with the name of the shop. Any time your purchases fit into the bag, you would receive 10% off. On bonus bag days, the discount is 19%.

Unfortunately, sewing machines don't fit in the bag.

I spent the morning and early afternoon at Pam's for a craft day*. Smart cookie that I am, I moved the canvas bag from the trunk of the car (where it lives) to the front seat, so I'd remember to go to the quilt shop, as Pam's house is a third of the way there.

What I forgot - until I pulled in to the parking lot of the quilt shop - is that I had taken the store credit card out of my purse the weekend before, as I prepared to go out of town. The credit card that gives me three months interest free on purchases, making it much easier to budget the once-a-year quilt shop splurge.

Dang.

Yes, I did drive home, pick up the card and drive right back, getting back to the store half an hour before their 4 p.m. closing, just in time to buy the yardage I needed for a quilt back. I saved roughly $17 on my total purchase; my gas cost - for two trips - was about $8.70.

At least I came out ahead.

*This was a story in itself, as due to miscommunication and changed minds, Pam ended up with two of her grandkids, but without their cousins, who would have kept them occupied. They are darling kids, but things didn't quite go as planned there, either...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Showers of shoes blessings

Dear friend Holly is getting married shortly, and her family held a surprise wedding shower this afternoon out at her aunt's lake home. The darling invitations at left were hand crafted by her very clever mom and aunt. There were four different shoe designs all told; the theme was a hit, as in addition to walking down the aisle soon, Holly loves shoes.

Though not as much as she loves Chad.

Two friends rode out with me, as the venue is a good forty-five minutes or more away. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to get me turned around (and if I had followed my first instinct and kept going the way we were going outside of Eagle, we would have been fine) but we were having such a good time yakking in the car...we ended up getting utterly lost heading back toward town instead of west driving in a big circle on an adventure.

No problem - a couple of calls to the hostess and one of the girls manning a full size map, and we still were there twenty minutes before Holly was due to arrive.

I'm blaming that little extra excursion on peri-menopausal brain.

Holly, who, if I remember correctly, does not like surprises, nearly fainted at the sight of twenty people jumping out at her. She recovered in time to eat a wonderful lunch and open her gifts. (Err, personal aside to Holly here - I didn't really expect you to be that embarrassed at the gift, though I should have known that if you didn't know about the shower, you wouldn't have time to steel yourself against the possibility I'd really follow through on that conversation. I'm pretty sure my entire reputation is blown, now; I wonder how many people will be looking at me sideways at the wedding?) I hope she is feeling as cherished and loved as she should be after a fun afternoon.

Forty-two more days!

Friday, December 12, 2008

7 theoretically quick but in reality long-winded and potentially boring takes

Shamelessly stolen from the lovely Jordana, who is participating in Jen’s brainchild – 7 Quick Takes. This is to tide you over until later; our departmental party is this afternoon, and I will bring you all the action (accounting and finance professionals gone wild!) when I get home.

1
Once the sun dipped behind the horizon on the drive home, the brilliant full moon became visible. If I remember correctly, scientists have debunked the idea that people go a little strange when the moon is full. Those scientists were not with me on I-94 west this afternoon, for if they were, they would have changed their minds. While people are all sweetness and light in person during the holidays, they are secretly storing up all their aggression to vent on the roads.

2
I have zero Christmas decorations up. Usually, I finish putting them up after I come home from wherever I spent Thanksgiving (or begin after the guests leave if I host the dinner). The fall stuff – and there is a lot of it – mostly got put away last night. Then I pulled out the Christmas quilty stuff to put out, saw the green and red Christmas quilt with the soft white flannel backing, and promptly sat down on the couch with it to doze until bedtime. Putting up the (six foot tall, fake, pre-lit) tree is beyond my energy level this year, but I may make up for it by buying a real evergreen swag for one of the archways. The Boy Scouts came around selling wreaths, but they no longer have the pretty 36” swags they sold several years ago – bummer.

I’m not sure exactly what my problem is this year. I certainly feel Christmassy – not down or melancholy. But my energy level is even lower than usual, and I can never get enough sleep. Even with only four short weeks to go before I turn fifty, I should not be falling asleep on the couch at 6 p.m., no matter how early I usually get up.

3
The phone rang as I was unpacking groceries last night. By the time I dug it out of the purse, it stopped. After taking a look at the number, I hit the call back feature. The number looked familiar, and the voice that answered sounded very familiar. But after a minute of conversation, I finally had to ask, “I’m sorry, but really, can you tell me who you are?” Talk about a peri-menopausal moment – it was a friend from church who needed the address to the home at which the women’s function was being held. She couldn’t find her church directory, but apparently had my number in her phone.

Naturally, I couldn’t find my copy of the directory, but I knew where she needed to go and provided what I hope were more than adequate directions.

4
We have the sweetest student workers in the entire University. Jackie is graduating on Sunday, going off into the “real world”. She brought in a big box of pastries as a thank you for us being such good bosses the four years she worked for us. If you are so inclined, remember her in your prayers. The job she has lined up doesn’t start until February 1st, and is as an analyst for a brokerage firm. Not at all what I’d consider a stable environment at the moment. Pray her job will still be there in February.

5
Rachel, another student worker, has just completed all the grunt work on a UBIT project on which I’m working. She is an accounting major, and I’d hoped to have her continue with it and help do the analysis and the interviews we may be doing, but she opted instead to spend next semester studying in Madrid. Huh – sunny Madrid vs. cold Wisconsin and taxes. I can’t understand why she is leaving.

6
A couple of people from some citizen’s action group came to the door last night with a petition (and a fund drive, though he quietly slipped that one into the spiel) to put pressure on our state lawmakers to “develop a strong economy that creates sustainable jobs and a prosperous future.” He went on to say (after I politely declined to either sign the petition or listen to more nonsense) that “This is how things get changed” and “We’ve won every issue we’ve gone up against.”

Show me a detailed, comprehensive plan that takes into account the real workings of a free market economy, and maybe – maybe I’ll listen to you.

But I am sorry I made you stand on the cold porch to give your little talk.

7
Cookie swap on Sunday. Monday, I take most of them to work to enrich my coworkers. Our cleaning lady, however, will be disappointed. Two weeks ago she came into my office to empty the trash, and a propos of nothing said, “When you bringing in them pecans?” Seeing the rather confused look on my face (I had been in the middle of a complex calculation, and had no clue how pecans figured into it) she went on to rave about some spiced pecans I had apparently brought in last Christmas that she really liked.

I didn’t tell her, but for one, I don’t think I brought any in last year (she described them as sweet, while the ones I make are rather spicy), and for two, pecan halves are currently $9.50 per pound at the grocery store. Even at Fleet Farm they are $5.00 per pound. I’d need over four pounds to allow a 3 ounce serving for each person in our office (including Wendy, of course). Plus a pound of butter and assorted spices…I’m generous, but hadn’t planned on this. She’ll have to make do with assorted cookies.

Back later, assuming the departmental party provides some interesting post fodder.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Peri-menopausal moment, memory edition

I have a small black notebook in which I write the scripture verses I'm working on memorizing. Usually, it sits on my desk near the computer, so I can read through the verses several times each time I sit down here. A week or so ago, in my frenzied cleaning of the sewing room, I put it somewhere, thinking, "Well this is kind of strange, but at least I'll remember where I put it."

Yes, I've lost my memory aid for my memory verses. Stop laughing.

I have one two more places to look, and then I'll just start another one. The verses I've already memorized I should be able to recall and put in the new book; the tragedy is that I will never be able to bring back to mind the other ten or so listed in the old book that I wanted to memorize.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Peri-Menopausal Moment: Off Balance

Alternative title: If you're going to make a big mistake, make sure it is in your favor.

I'm one of those annoying people who actually balance their checkbook to the penny. Not only do I balance it on a monthly basis, I check the balance on-line at least once a week, doing the math on the outstanding items to make sure the bank and my checkbook are in agreement. Not only is this kind of thing my natural bent, it's my vocation - checking and reconciling.

Accordingly, I was a bit perturbed when my calculations didn't work. It seemed the bank had more money than I did. After checking and rechecking the items that were outstanding, rerunning the math in the checkbook several times and redoing the whole process on several different days, the difference still remained. Since my manual checkbook and Quicken (oh yeah, I also use Quicken for my finances...yes, I'm a nerd) agreed, I kept thinking my calculation had to be wrong, even though I was convinced it wasn't.

Naturally, it was another week before the end of my banking month. Now however, the statement is available and I could set my mind at rest.

Not only did I enter a debit purchase from Target twice in the manual register, I didn't catch the error when I put it in Quicken. The end result? More money to play with while on vacation.

Maybe this peri-menopausal fog thing isn't so bad, after all.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

This may be why I'm always tired

Last night - typical night's activity sleep:

8:45 p.m. Long day, tired; crawl into bed.

8:47 p.m. After being utterly silent all evening, landlord decides he needs to "do things" - odd pounding and banging commences.

8:51 p.m. Obnoxious car alarm goes off outside. Realize that the horn is beeping in exact synchronization with the ticking second hand of the alarm clock.

8:56 p.m. Landlady's washer switches from wash to drain and rinse portion of cycle. Running water directly under my bed; get up to pee.

9:10 p.m. Drifting off. Obnoxious car alarm goes off for second time; this time, horn is not synchronized.

9:12 p.m. Consider applying baseball bat to car alarm.

9:21 p.m. Landlord and family practice walking in hobnail boots on hardwood floor upstairs. Did they ever hear of slippers?

9:32 p.m. Second load of laundry starts to drain. Get up to pee.

9:35 p.m. Guy Who Randomly Shouts "Hey!" apparently relocated from outside my office to outside my house.

9:37 p.m. Get up, turn on fan in window and fan in bedroom to block out outside/upstairs noise.

9:56 p.m. Get up to get extra blanket, as room is now at fifty-five degrees due to usage of fans.

10:10 p.m. Landlord's twenty-one year old daughter comes home. One hundred pounds soaking wet, yet it sounds like a herd of wild rhinos when she goes up the stairs (the underside of which back up to my bedroom).

10:25 p.m. Drift off.

11:03 p.m. Roll over, causing 1/2" too short slat to move and fall off the rails. Get up, lift box spring and mattress, replace slat.

11:07 Drift off.

2:49 a.m. Get up to pee. Note that this is not prompted by washing machine noise; this is a peri-menopausal development wherein I probably really don't need to go to the bathroom, but figure I'd better at least try. Sorry, TMI.

2:54 a.m. Fall into deep sleep.

3:48 a.m. Wake up. Fully, completely, absolutely awake. Look at clock and curse.

3:49 - 4:26 a.m. Roll over. Toss off covers. Pull up covers. Push hair out of face. Turn pillow to cool side. Sleep for ten minutes; roll over and wake up. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

4:27 a.m. Fall into deep sleep.

4:46 a.m. Clock radio turns on. Ignore loud country music.

4:52 a.m. Alarm clock goes off.

Ordinarily, I fall asleep rapidly, despite the noise around me. It's the staying asleep that is problematic. Oddly enough, when I am overtired, any little thing will keep me awake.

Speaking of which, I should have been in bed half an hour ago. I'm fairly certain the landlady is not doing laundry tonight...

Monday, July 07, 2008

If I can do this, why can't I find my checkbook?


Someone please explain to me how I can do an entire cryptic crossword - in ink, no less - but still manage to lose my checkbook for an entire week? Although, since I didn't notice it was gone until Friday, I suppose it was only "lost" for four days

After searching the house, determining that it wasn't here, thinking I must have left it at the office, but not finding it there this morning, I finally located it inside the lovely basket that holds my stamps, car payment book and unpaid bills

Uh, yeah. Where it belongs when it isn't in my purse. The same place I'm sure I checked on Friday.

We won't mention my trying to look at my account on-line this morning, only to be stumped by the test question. They use three different questions which pop up every so often when you login. I have the questions (and answers) in a safe place at home. Is it my fault the stupid answer is case sensitive, and it's possible to enter "Kit Kat" in about five different ways (using a non-traditional spelling or punctuation is one way to keep data secure - even from yourself, apparently).

At least the puzzle was fun. There are a few write-overs, as I realized I may have put in a wrong answer, but for the most part, I breezed through. In this particular puzzle, you enter the answers in the grid in a circle around the corresponding number, always in a clockwise direction. Answers that go on the outside edges of the grid always start and end at the outer edge, but answers in the center may start in any of the spaces around the number. In a number of cases, I knew the answer, but couldn't put it in the grid until the adjacent clue was solved to provide the proper alignment.

The excited smiley face is just my way of immortalizing the fact that I did something right for a change.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Peri-Menopausal Moments - Running hot and cold

I am hypothyroid; as a result (in theory, anyway) I should feel cooler than most people. In practice what this really means for me is that my normal temperature is not 98.6 degrees, but around 97 degrees. The joys of a slow metabolism.

Hot flashes, however, create enough heat to make Congress consider fining me for contributing to global warming. I've not felt cool in over a year. The University mandated seventy-two degree setting on the thermostat made this past winter a nightmare for me; opening the window and running a fan still did not cool the office to a comfortable temperature. Aside from the physical discomfort, my mind simply does not work as well when I am warm.

Switch to summer, the need for air conditioning, and the apparent lack of the same in my office. I finally called facilities to check on things; it seems they had closed the a/c vents in my office at some point in the past (doubtless when I wasn't around). I was literally not getting any air.

Now the vents are open, allowing air to circulate.

I am absolutely freezing.

I don't plan to call for an adjustment to the vents. The big old warm green sweater I used to keep in the office (back when I didn't carry an internal blast furnace around with me) will be making a reappearance. So will the packets of hot chocolate mix.

This, too, will pass.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Peri-Menopausal Moments

Why is it we never fully appreciate our minds until we begin to lose them?

I have no problem admitting that I'm a "woman of a certain age"; I usually don't look it, and certainly don't feel it. Until the last couple of years, that is. Oh - I'm not arthritic and bent over from osteoporosis. Rather, a fog has fallen over my mind. Normally extremely organized, able to remember birthdates, phone numbers and the location of my own flat with ease, I now find myself wondering, "What the heck was I doing?"

That this is normal for this phase of a woman's life, and will correct itself in time, does not lessen the frustration. Add to this my extreme fear of making a fool of myself, and you have a recipe for disaster.

To force myself to get over that fear of failure (and maybe to give you all a few laughs), I'm starting an occasional feature called "Peri-Menopausal Moments" - exciting tales of my adventures in the Mind Fog. So - on to adventure number one. Or rather, the first one I'll admit to...

Pride goeth before a fall, or at least before a really stupid move. All week I had intended to color my hair. My old roommates and I were getting together on Saturday, and my roots needed some attention. It's not difficult, nor time-consuming, but I simply didn't take the time until Friday night.

Roll up the bathroom rugs. Put on icky t-shirt. Assemble the "stuff": gloves, color activator, color and the tube of after-care conditioner.

"Boy, the cap on this color is hard to get off. I see they made the tube a little thinner - downsizing even this? Bah, just mix the stuff already."

Cover hair liberally with mix, which seems a little runnier than usual. Check for drips - no, I'm ok. Set the timer for forty minutes (naturally, I have extremely "resistant" grey), head to the office to do some reading.

The timer dings, and I grab the tube of conditioner and towel, heading to the sink to rinse out. What's this? In big, clear letters on the tube "L'oreal Color #5G - Medium Golden Brown". The light bulb finally pierced the brain fog.

I had mixed an entire tube of conditioner with the activator and sat with it on my head for forty minutes.

A moment of panic ensued. Would rinsing it out rinse away half my hair as well? Was the price of vanity going to be the appearance at the reunion of a half-bald woman?

The concoction rinsed out...I can't say exactly how long I spent rinsing, but the hot water began to cool some, so it must have been quite a while. Combing through the wet hair was the easiest I've ever had it - why not, when it had just had an unintentional deep conditioning treatment? Dry the hair. Whew, it looked fairly normal, if a little extra silky.

Now the real question - should I try again? Target had a special, two boxes for a very nice discount; I had picked a set up even though I had a box at home already. So I had the supplies. But did I want to risk it? Would the color even take, given how slicked up my hair was?

Things went much more smoothly the second time, though overall, the color hasn't lasted as long as it usually would. I'm thinking of setting up a little savings account entitled "Money to be used to pay professionals for things Diane should not try to do during this stage of life", the first draws from the pot to be used for professional coloring.

As far as stupid things go, this one was fairly harmless, though I'm convinced it added even more grey to my poor old head.