Clouds of glory perfume

Both our cleaning lady and one of our student workers are leaving almost visible trails of perfume everywhere they go today. Since the student worker is wandering the office delivering mail, pretty much the entire office stinks reeks smells strongly of eau-de-whatever.

Granted, I came in with a bit of a sinus/stress headache today, and part of my lack of appreciation for the finer things in life may be due to the pressure in my head. More of my aversion may be due to childhood trauma; for years my sandwiches tasted of perfume, because my mom would make the lunches immediately after applying Tabu.

It doesn't taste as good as it smells.