Rumor has it that both Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Braun and Green Bay Packer Aaron Rodgers are engaged (not to each other; in today's climate, you really need to clarify statements like this).
A million tears are being shed in the land of cheese. Number eight (Braun) and number twelve (Rodgers) jerseys are being burned on the funeral pyres of a million girls' dreams.
At least Braun had the sense to wait until after his season was over. Rodgers chose a by week, so if his play is sub-par next week, we'll know why.