Saturday sillies

• Went out the door this morning to see that the neighbor had parked his SUV on his front lawn. This is the neighbor whose house is in the crook of our L-shaped alley, who already concreted over the entire space between the two-car garage and the house to provide parking for two trucks and a trailer. There were plenty of spaces on the street; from the care with which the SUV was parked, it appears he was sober when he did it.
• Is it only me who is still grossed out when someone comes into a public bathroom talking on a cell phone, and continues to do business while er... "doing business"? Not quietly, either.
• The plan this afternoon is to play some fun music ridiculously loud while speed-cleaning the house. Meeting friends at a local park tonight to listen to a free band - Irish music, I think.