I'll have a little cheese with my whine

Cheddar, sharp cheddar, cottage cheese, mozzarella, Mexican blend, pizza blend, four cheese blend, low-fat, fat-free, Havarti, feta, chevre, Gorgonzola, brie, cheddar-port wine spread, provolone, bleu, cream cheese, mascarpone, Swiss, Camembert and more, pre-packaged or fresh...a selection that would make Wallace swoon.

But apparently no ricotta at all.

So much for home-made lasagna for dinner.